Time for another joke

[mtwoodguy]

Welcome! John! From Reno NV. A long time 788 user (I'm94) I'm sure you will get many happy hours from the repairs you placed on the machine.

[mtwoodguy]

Anyone who doesn’t think money grows on trees…
Clearly hasn’t bought any lumber lately

[mtwoodguy]

I think this is Vacation weekend for Rolf.

[mtwoodguy]

Why did the woodworker go broke? He didn’t know when to stop fixing his mistakes....

[mtwoodguy]

The more perfect the joinery, the more likely it’s on the wrong end of the board.

[mtwoodguy]

When my local barista handed me my change, one coin stood out. “Look at that. You rarely get one of these old wheat pennies nowadays,” I said, tapping the sheaf of-wheat design. I handed her the penny. Turning it over and over in her hand, she said, “You know, I always thought they were made of...