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They go to order drinks and the bartender says "Sorry, we don;t serve your type"



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A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he has lettuce going out of his bottom. The doctor examines him and says. I am afraid this is only the tip of the iceberg.


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Archaeologists in the Holy Land say they have found a collection of tools believed to have been used to make the containers holding the original Dead Seas Scrolls. The best one of the collection is called the Dead Sea Scroll Saw.

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