A Christmas Carol

[DaveVanEss]

For those hoping for a new saw for Christmas, this Carol is for you. Sung to the Happy Wanderer.


The Miserable Scroller
(With Apologies to Friedrich Wilhelm)

My scroll saw goes a wandering
As I cut eight quarter oak
And it cuts, I scream and shout
THIS SCROLL SAW IS A JOKE

Chorus:
Piece of crap, hunk of junk
Piece of crap
Hunk of junk that should be in a trunk.
Piece of crap, hunk of junk
THIS SCROLL SAW IS A JOKE

My scroll saw wanders through most any wood
That I could ever use.
The cut is rough not any good
I think I blew a fuse

<Chorus>

My scroll saw goes a wandering
But it just won’t go and die
Until is does I’m stuck with it.
Something better I cannot buy.

<Chorus>

I placed saw my behind the car
And backed up with great speed.
The saw’s not any worse for wear.
But repair my car will need.

<Chourus>

At the tool shop I go a wandering
Finding a saw my wife could buy.
But until it breaks I’m out of luck
This year another tie.

<Chorus>

[fireglass]

So true!! I think it well be a hit!!! Lance

[handibunny]

Can we send it to DeWalt?

[Sunlion]

Hehe nice. While my meagre machine is not up to my expectations (maybe I expected too much or I was just uneducated (probably the latter with a large dose of the previous ) , which btw, I have fixed (by becoming a little more educated and I must add, enlightened, by being here such a short time.),

Anyhow, I can relate to those lyrics in quite a big way, but regardeless we scroll on. overcoming all obstacles in the way of the wood and our eager hunger for expression in our chosen medium. <cough> scuse the philosophical post, but hey, I am a philathingy sort of fella. hehe nice post.

[Fran1942]

I love it Thanks Dave. Although after I got my EX21 I don't feel like this anymore.
Fran