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    A medieval king was hunting in Africa. He killed a lion, an elephant, and a hippopotamus, and awarded the skins to his three squires back home in his kingdom. Thus, the three squires became known as the Lion Squire, the Elephant Squire, and the Hippo Squire.

    As the years passed, the Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire became very jealous of the Hippo Squire because they wanted the hippo skin too. So, they hatched a plan to assassinate the Hippo Squire and divide the hippo skin between them equally.

    Now the Lion Squire had eight sons, and the Elephant Squire had ten sons, but the Hippo Squire was childless. The Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire sent their eighteen sons to kill the Hippo Squire, but the Hippo Squire drew his sword and single-handedly slaughtered all eighteen of them.

    And thus, it was proven once and for all that the squire of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squires of the other two hides.

    Tony

    My Son-in-law said "Darnit, I cut this board twice, now. And it's still too short."

  • #2
    Oh
    My
    Gosh
    I re-read that last paragraph 3 times not getting the punch line.
    Then I read it outloud and head slapped.
    Got it.
    Groan.
    Good one though! Thank you for sharing!
    Linda at www.ArtIngrained.com

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    • #3
      Ohhhhhhhh......

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      • #4
        Boo- - - - Hiss! lol

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        • #5
          Arghh!
          Definitely don't get these types of jokes south of the border!!
          Jim in Mexico

          Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
          - Albert Einstein

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          • #6
            You are one sick pup.... lol
            Scott
            Creator of fine designer sawdust.

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            • #7
              A groaner for sure!
              "Time to Give Back"

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              • #8
                Me thinks the may have been a math joke hidden in there, but then again, I didn't pay much attention in Mr. Dingess' geometry class.
                Jim
                When looking at the clock at work--the correct time is:
                Too early to leave, too late to call in.

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                • #9
                  To think I rebuilt my PC to get this
                  Rolf
                  RBI G4 26 Hawk, EX 16 with Pegas clamps, Nova 1624 DVR XP
                  Philosophy "I don't know that I can't, therefore I can"
                  Proud Member of the Long Island Woodworkers Club
                  And the Long Island Scrollsaw Association

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                  • #10
                    Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh of the day.

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