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    When John Ford died he was eagerly met by St Peter at the Gate.

    St Peter said "We are so glad to see you. God wants to make a movie and he wants you to direct. The script is being written by Shakespeare and Chaucer, The music is being done by Mozart and Beethoven. Coco Chanel is in charge of all the costumes. We have Lawrence Olivier as the lead and Marty Feldman for comic relief."

    Ford is honored, accepts the job, and says,. "This is perfect, what could go wrong?"

    A forlorn St Peter says," Well you see, God has this girlfriend ..... and she thinks she can act!"

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