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    "Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal, but

    boys and girls are not born the same.

    1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose.
    You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.
    Then it will hit him in the nose.

    2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and
    she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church
    an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best,
    and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to
    the church, even if you are driving there.

    3. Boys' rooms are always messy.
    Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.

    4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at
    what nature has made. Then she will hit a boy with it.
    A baby boy will pick up a stick and start drumming..

    5. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs
    got cut a quarter inch too short, girls would rather lock
    themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.

    6. If girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed.
    If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen
    fake belches.

    7. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age.
    At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

    8. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk,
    they learn how to make sounds like a truck.

    9. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if
    you turn off the TV during a movie they have already seen.

    10. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

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    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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