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Bikers are living proof that you can wear leather and not look sexy.
--J. Wagner (Crabby Road)
Ever notice when women hold off getting married, we call it "independence,"
but when men do, it's called "fear of commitment"? --Jay Trachman
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to
die. --Malachy McCourt
Charisma: that mysterious something that bald, dull billionaires have.
--Sam Ewing
If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.
--Cavett Robert
I was cruising the information superhighway and accidentally ran head-on
into a fact. --Bob Thaves (Frank & Ernest)
People who see driving up and down the main drag of a small town 3,000
times a night as a relief from boredom are the sort of people who
watched Beavis and Butthead to stretch their minds. --Bill Hall
In times of rapid changes, learners inherit the earth, while the learned
find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer
exists. --Eric Hoffer (Former Labor Boss)
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. --Richard Diran
... the rocking chair has killed a lot more people than the bouncing
bed. --Bill Hall
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a big doofus who should have looked at a map? --J. Wagner (Crabby Road)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. --George
Burns
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. --Oscar
Wilde
To their credit, my new bifocals initially made me feel much younger.
Immediately after putting them on, I discovered that moving my head up
and down produced the same level of nausea that I once got only at
high-school beer parties. --Robert Kirby
Those new airline rules limiting the size of your luggage are
ridiculous. Heck, the bags under my EYES are bigger than what they
allow! --J. Wagner (Crabby Road)
It's no secret that heart attacks kill far more men than women. Medical
experts always believed the primary reason was because one gender nagged the other gender way more than necessary. --Robert Kirby
Only a mediocre writer is always at his best. --W. Somerset Maugham
--J. Wagner (Crabby Road)
Ever notice when women hold off getting married, we call it "independence,"
but when men do, it's called "fear of commitment"? --Jay Trachman
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to
die. --Malachy McCourt
Charisma: that mysterious something that bald, dull billionaires have.
--Sam Ewing
If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.
--Cavett Robert
I was cruising the information superhighway and accidentally ran head-on
into a fact. --Bob Thaves (Frank & Ernest)
People who see driving up and down the main drag of a small town 3,000
times a night as a relief from boredom are the sort of people who
watched Beavis and Butthead to stretch their minds. --Bill Hall
In times of rapid changes, learners inherit the earth, while the learned
find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer
exists. --Eric Hoffer (Former Labor Boss)
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. --Richard Diran
... the rocking chair has killed a lot more people than the bouncing
bed. --Bill Hall
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a big doofus who should have looked at a map? --J. Wagner (Crabby Road)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. --George
Burns
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. --Oscar
Wilde
To their credit, my new bifocals initially made me feel much younger.
Immediately after putting them on, I discovered that moving my head up
and down produced the same level of nausea that I once got only at
high-school beer parties. --Robert Kirby
Those new airline rules limiting the size of your luggage are
ridiculous. Heck, the bags under my EYES are bigger than what they
allow! --J. Wagner (Crabby Road)
It's no secret that heart attacks kill far more men than women. Medical
experts always believed the primary reason was because one gender nagged the other gender way more than necessary. --Robert Kirby
Only a mediocre writer is always at his best. --W. Somerset Maugham
