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    An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they didn't like each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.

    The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

    Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic because of the many strange occurrences that
    took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

    To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.
    After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

    Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your
    life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down and I know he won't ask for directions."
    "Still Montana Mike"

    "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
    Mike's Wood-n-Things LLC

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    Nice one...
    Douglas Fraser
    Eagle River, Alaska

    My Gallery - Aurora Wood Crafts

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    • #3
      Mike, thanks for the morning laugh. It started my day off properly.

      george
      A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
      George

      delta 650, hawk G426

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      • #4
        That's pretty good. That Woman knows her man.

        J
        I've Got A Lot More To Learn
        About Leaving Battlegrounds Alone
        "~~ Molly Venter

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