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  • #2
    Oily, you have way to much time on your hands....


    • #3
      Got some laughs from them! Thanks, Oily!



      • #4
        Those are great Oily thanks for sharing your find.
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        • #5
          Some of those were awesome... genius even...

          Thanks Rob..

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          • #6
            Hey Rob - some really funny ones in that list - topical too...

            A couple of days back I was evaluating the use of barium hydroxide on the factory to solve a small technical problem I had and when I asked the purchasing dept to find me a sample from a local supplier I was immediately hit by a flurry of health & safety concerns seeing as the stuff is poisonous. I now have your number 2 pun as an answer for them if I cock my toes during the tests!
            Jim in Mexico

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            - Albert Einstein


            • #7
              Some of the best yet. I have to send them to my kids who will love them while they groan.

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