In the Pub

[oily]

In the pub on Saturday night, I noticed two very large women toward the end of the bar.

They both had strong accents, so I said, "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"

One of them chirped " 'Tis WALES you idiot !!!"

So I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"

And that's when the lights went out...

[Band Saw Box]

Oh my Rod your too much. I'll have to pass that one around at work. On a side note when I was stationed in England there was a girl when hung out at the club on base. She was on the heave side and had a nick name of Orka you know the kill whale she alway wore black and white.

[ASDLF22]

Nice one...