Privi problems

[Carl E Jacobs]

Jim's Post jogged my memory, MA !tells Pa ! that the Privi is broken and needs fixed,Pa says MA ! There ain't nothing to broke about a privi ,Ma says you just bring you smart -ss ,down to the privi and I show yah ! Pa throws open the door on the privi .scrutinizes the holes in the board ,one slightly smaller ,the ladies ,and says there ain't anything to broke on a hole ,ma says take you a closer look ,Pa bends over to get a closer look and Ma shoves his face into the hole ,and he screams ,my beard is caught in edge of the seat ouch ouch **** that hurts as he finialy pulls out the hairs to to get free ,Ma! says I TOLD YAH IT WAS BROKE !
M.V.B.
Carl