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    Hollywood Squares:
    These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..

    Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

    A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!

    (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)


    Q. Do female frogs croak?

    A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.


    Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be

    A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


    Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.

    A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


    Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

    A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


    Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

    A. Rose Marie: No. Wait until morning.


    Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

    A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


    Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?

    A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.


    Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?

    A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


    Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?

    A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.


    Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

    A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


    John

    Old Dust

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    Fond memories of that iteration of the show. Thanks.

    george
    A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
    George

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