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    Here's something to think about.

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

    'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'


    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?


    'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'


    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'


    'No, I don't,' I said.


    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'


    'No,' I said.


    He looked at me puzzledand said,................'Then, why do you even give a ****?'
    Eric

    Liberty Twp (Cincinnati), OH

    If today were perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow!

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    Thats as bad as, the guy returning home and informing his wife the dr.gave him a new prescription,telling him he would have to take the rest of his life,This wife replied thats not to bad ,Yeah! HE REPLIED BUT HE ONLY GAVE ME THREE PILLS!
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