After a husband and wife have an argument, the wife calls her mother in hysterics and weeps over the phone, "He fought with me again! I'm coming to live with you."
To which the mother calmly replies, "No, no, darling. He must pay for his mistake. I'm coming to live with you."
To which the mother calmly replies, "No, no, darling. He must pay for his mistake. I'm coming to live with you."