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    It's not whether you win or lose,
    but how you place the blame.

    You are not drunk
    if you can lie on the floor
    without holding on.

    We have enough "youth".
    How about a fountain of "smart"?

    The original point and click interface
    was a Smith & Wesson.

    A Fool and his money
    can throw one heck of a party

    When blondes have more fun,do they know it?

    Five days a week my body is a temple.
    The other two it's an amusement park.


    Money isn't everything,
    but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

    Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.

    If at first you don't succeed
    skydiving is not for you

    Reality is only an illusion
    that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

    We are born naked, wet and hungry.
    Then things get worse.

    Red meat is not bad for you
    Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

    Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
    give the rest a bad name.

    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
    to produce reproductive organs.

    Alabama state motto:
    At least we're not Mississippi


    The latest survey shows that
    three out of four people make
    up 75% of the population

    "You know why a banana is like a politician?"
    "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow
    and then he's rotten."

    "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
    you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
    identify their corporate sponsors."

    The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected
    is that they could not make a living
    under the laws they've passed.
    Chuck D

    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

  • #2
    Here's one to add, Chuck
    "Statistics prove that if your parents don't have any children, you won't either."
    Last edited by Dick-Miraglia; 01-31-2012, 08:54 PM.
    Dick Miraglia


    • #3
      Those are all oldies but goodies. Thanks for the morning giggles guys.

      A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.

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