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  • A Test for Seniors (and I don't mean high school)

    1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
    The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
    2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
    and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in
    the world?
    4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet
    by four feet?
    5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
    summer. How is this possible?
    7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
    Why not?
    8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
    9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
    what place would you be in now?
    10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk
    of the egg is white"?
    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
    field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
    another field?

    Here are the Answers
    1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
    The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
    Answer: Johnny of course
    2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
    and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
    Answer: Meat.
    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in
    the world?
    Answer: Mt. Everest ; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good
    at this are you?]
    4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet
    by four feet?
    Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
    5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
    Answer: Incorrectly
    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the
    summer. How is this possible?
    Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
    7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
    Why not?
    Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to
    take pictures.
    8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
    Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
    9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
    what place would you be in now?
    Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
    10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk
    of the egg is white"?
    Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
    field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
    another field?
    Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
    stack.
    You can go back to sleep now
    I've Got A Lot More To Learn
    About Leaving Battlegrounds Alone
    "~~ Molly Venter

  • #2
    Here is another version of the same test. But in this case I think the student should have gotten a 92. Q1 - Napoleon did not die in battle. But if you presume he did, then the answer is correct.

    george

    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM



    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

    Answers:

    his last battle

    at the bottom of the page

    liquid

    marriage

    exams

    Lunch & dinner

    The other half

    It will simply become wet

    No problem, he sleeps at night.

    You can’t. You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Very large hands

    No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
    A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
    George

    delta 650, hawk G426

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