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    It was a hot summer's day, and Luke was in the marina, having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July."

    He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they could go for a cruise. Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from her appointment with the obstetrician.

    Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was Opie's cousin. Anyway, the appointment went over time, and Opie was late getting to the marina.

    Luke had been drinking all this time, and was feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he jumped up, staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend, and nearly fell in.

    Opie got there just in time to grab Luke. Thus, it was that O. B. Juan's kin, Opie, saved Luke from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.
    I've Got A Lot More To Learn
    About Leaving Battlegrounds Alone
    "~~ Molly Venter

  • #2
    Very punny! I love it.

    A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.

    delta 650, hawk G426


    • #3
      May the farce be with you.

      George (another one)


      • #4
        Absotively posolutley.
        "Still Montana Mike"

        "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
        Mike's Wood-n-Things LLC


        • #5
          I'm not even gona comment. grown.
          Pacifism is great, as long as everyone is participating.


          The Southern Arizona Woodturners Association
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          • #6
            I think I'll have a few beers to contemplate this
            When looking at the clock at work--the correct time is:
            Too early to leave, too late to call in.


            • #7

              It's a good thing Juan was waving the fees for Opie's wife. Otherwise she would have Yoda Lotta Money.
              Shawn Ferguson

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