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    A man is stumbling totally drunk through the woods when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher is almost overcome by the smell of booze, so he asks the drunk,
    "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
    "Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river.
    He pulls him up and asks him, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
    The drunk replies, "No, I haven't."
    The preacher dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
    The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus!"
    At this point the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk again, but holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
    The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
    The drunk catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in???!!!"
    Chuck D

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