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    This is too funny!




    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



    Pacifism is great, as long as everyone is participating.



    StephenD


    The Southern Arizona Woodturners Association
    Desert Woodcrafters
    Grandpa for the 7 most amazing children.

  • #2
    Spot on.
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    • #3
      That is a list that should be given to a guy on his wedding day. Preferably etched in stone.
      Thanks, Stephen! Got a good laugh out of it!

      Paul
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      • #4
        Thanks for the morning warning Stephen. After 49 years of marriage, they all ring true.

        george
        A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
        George

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        • #5
          Whatever!!!!!
          Just kidding. That's actually a word I never use. Instead I say SURE!!!!
          My hubby enjoyed the list and it gave us both a laugh.
          Donna
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          • #6
            Very informative to both sexes, thanks Stephen. I must send it to my nieces fiancee....nothing like getting a warning right off the bat.............My, my the stuff ya learn around here.
            Gloria ............... Two memorable things to say in life, "Hello" for the first time, and "Good-bye" for the last.

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