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    FW: A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

    *Older Woman**: Is there a problem, Officer?*
    *Traffic Cop**: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. *

    *Older Woman**: Oh, I see. *

    *Traffic Cop**: Can I see your license please? *

    *Older Woman**: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. *

    *Traffic Cop**: Don't have one? *

    *Older Woman**: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. *

    *Traffic Cop**: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration
    papers please.

    *Older Woman**: I can't do that. *

    *Traffic Cop**: Why not? *

    *Older Woman**: I stole this car. *

    *Traffic Cop**: Stole it? *

    *Older Woman**: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.*

    *Traffic Cop**: You what!? *
    *Older Woman**: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk
    if you want to see *

    *The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his
    car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars
    circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car,
    clasping his half drawn gun. *

    *Officer 2**: Ma'am, could you step out of yo**ur vehicle
    please!** *

    *The woman steps out of her vehicle. *

    *Older woman**: Is there a problem sir? *

    *Officer 2**: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen
    this car and murdered the owner. *

    *Older Woman**: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!*

    *Officer 2**: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,

    *The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty
    trunk.** *

    *Officer 2**: Is this your car, ma'am? *

    *Older Woman**: Yes, here are the registration papers. *
    *The traffic cop is quite stunned.** *

    *Officer 2**: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving

    *The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
    hands it to the officer. *
    *The officer examines the license quizzically. *

    *Officer 2**: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by
    my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole
    this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner! *

    *Older Woman**: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.


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    Last edited by wood-n-things; 01-08-2012, 02:18 PM. Reason: language

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