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    A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had ‘disappeared’.

    The somewhat irate wife called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: “Where are you?”

    Husband: “Darling, do you remember that jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and I said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day’?”

    Wife, with a smile and blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.”

    Husband: “Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.”


    John

    Old Dust
    Last edited by wood-n-things; 01-07-2012, 04:04 PM.

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    Husbands really DO get it. . . . . . just not this one!

    hehehehe. . . . I'm gonna have to do this one to my wife!

    John
    Last edited by Powakee; 01-09-2012, 07:44 AM.
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