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    Have you made your Christmas cake yet?...

    if not here is a useful recipe that I hope will help you with your Christmas cake and celebrations.

    You may have already seen this but it is worth seeing again as we all get stressed out!!!!

    CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE.
    (a British tradition)

    Ingredients:
    * 2 cups flour
    * 1 stick butter
    * 1 cup of water
    * 1 tsp baking soda
    * 1 cup of sugar
    * 1 tsp salt
    * 1 cup of brown sugar
    * Lemon juice
    * 4 large eggs
    * Nuts
    * 2 bottles wine
    * 2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.

    Go to Bakery and buy cake.
    Bingle Jells!


    --
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

    l
    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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    ROTF. Thanks for the morning laugh.

    george
    A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
    George

    delta 650, hawk G426

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    • #3
      Just did that this morning. Still can't find the beaterer things.

      Jan

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      • #4
        LOL, Buy a Lions Xmas Cake
        Regards
        John
        "The Golden Mile"John Wayne
        Some of my Stuff
        Retired Medically Unfit Police Officers ***.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ChuckD View Post
          Have you made your Christmas cake yet?...

          Go to Bakery and buy cake.
          Bingle Jells!


          --
          Stop at the liquor store to replace the wine!
          Fred


          There's a fine line between woodworking and insanity, I'm just not sure which side of the line I'm on!

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