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    (What doctors say, and what they're really thinking

    "This should be taken care of right away."

    I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

    "Welllllll, what have we here...?"

    He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

    "Let me check your medical history."

    I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you

    "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."

    I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
    I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

    "We have some good news and some bad news."

    The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

    "Let's see how it develops."

    Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.

    "Let me schedule you for some tests."

    I own a forty percent interest in the lab.

    "I'd like to have my associate look at you."

    He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.

    "I'd like to prescribe a new drug."

    I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

    "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."

    I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
    Chuck D

    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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