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    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was
    waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus
    stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
    her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
    the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
    she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
    this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

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    Again, she tried to make the step only to
    discover she still couldn't.
    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
    her to unzip her skirt a little more.
    For the second time,
    attempted the step, and, once again,
    much to her chagrin, she
    could not raise her leg.
    With little smile to the driver, she
    again reached behind to unzip
    a little more and again was unable to
    make the step.
    About this time, a large Texan who was
    standing behind her
    picked her up easily by the waist and
    placed her gently on the
    step of the bus.
    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
    Samaritan and
    screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
    I don't even know
    who you are!'

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    The Texan smiled and drawled,
    "Well, ma'am, normally I would
    agree with you, but after you unzipped
    my fly three times, I kind of
    figured we was friends."
    May the wind at you back .....
    Not be from Lunch.

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  • #2
    Nicely done!
    Douglas Fraser
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    • #3
      Now that's funny. Thanks for the morning laugh.

      george
      A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
      George

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      • #4
        Very funny, even the wife laughed at it.

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