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    A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a retired Retired Chief on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the retired Chief asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

    The Chief then immediately handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
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  • #2
    I like that one. Thanks for the chuckle.

    DW
    Life is hard. It is even harder when you are being stupid.
    John Wayne

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    • #3
      I think I knew that chief . . . . . back in the 70's. . . . .

      John
      yep. . . . I was a sailor!
      I've Got A Lot More To Learn
      About Leaving Battlegrounds Alone
      "~~ Molly Venter

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      • #4
        Thanks for the morning laugh. I needed it today.

        george
        A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
        George

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