Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Two Sisters

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Two Sisters

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

    Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

    The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

    She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

    The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

    Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable. '

    The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable? '

    The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly....

    'com-for-da-bul.'
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

    l
    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

Unconfigured Ad Widget

Collapse

Latest Topics

Collapse

  • cwmagee
    Reply to New PC keyboard has an error
    by cwmagee
    Jim,

    Should you ever get bored, you may have found a new retirement/career "Key Board Repair Service"
    Today, 03:36 PM
  • Sandy Oaks
    Reply to Dog Puzzle - Aussie
    by Sandy Oaks
    So true about letting the blade do to cutting....
    Today, 02:56 PM
  • NC Scroller
    Reply to Dog Puzzle - Aussie
    by NC Scroller
    I have made a number of those Harvey puzzles. They are a lot of fun. You really need to be patient and let the blade cut. Even the slightest pressure can ruin your puzzle piece fit. My go to is a Pegas #3 MGT....
    Today, 11:24 AM
  • NC Scroller
    Reply to Big week here
    by NC Scroller
    Congrats on your pending retirement and gaining a new daughter. I have been retired close to 6 years now and I have no idea where the time went. Yes retirement will mean some adjustment but I can tell you it is the best job I have ever had. By the way. If you think retirement means unlimited shop...
    Today, 11:18 AM
  • jim_mex
    Reply to Home remodeling completed !!!
    by jim_mex
    Thanks to all for the kind comments.

    Norma and I are still growing into our 'new' home but are really happy that we got this work done and everyone who has seen the transformation have been wowed.

    From my side I'm really pleased with how my kitchen extension idea worked out....
    Today, 09:17 AM
Working...
X