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  • Millitary Stories (not Jokes)

    I think some of you would appreciate these Stories......maybe some are the truth.


    On some air bases the Air Force is On one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is It?"
    The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
    The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
    The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference... If it
    is a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock . If it is an Army aircraft, it
    is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Air
    Force aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the
    3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday
    afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

    ________________________________

    During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back
    road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel
    at the wheel "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled
    alongside.
    "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the
    keys. "Yours is."

    _____________________________

    Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon
    and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your
    good wishes, sir." Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the
    young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
    "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your
    telephone."
    ________________________________

    Officer:
    "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
    Soldier: "Sure, Buddy."
    Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try
    It again!"
    "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
    Soldier: "No, SIR!"

    ________________________________

    Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
    A: He'll tell you.

    Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
    A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

    Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
    A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.

    ______________________________
    An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop.
    They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

    The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

    The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
    ________________________________

    "Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave."
    "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

    l
    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

  • #2
    Those are hilarious. Thanks for the morning laugh.

    george
    A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
    George

    delta 650, hawk G426

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