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THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH..
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A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
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There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
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There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
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If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
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Onced and Twiced are words.
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It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
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Jawl-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom?
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People actually grow,eat and like okra.
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Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.
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There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
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John
Old Dust
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A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
�
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
�
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
�
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
�
Onced and Twiced are words.
�
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
�
Jawl-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom?
�
People actually grow,eat and like okra.
�
Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.
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There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
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John
Old Dust
