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  • Home Depot Scam

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your
    car as you are putting things into the trunk. They both start wiping
    your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
    falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
    you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
    in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
    climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while
    the other one steals your wallet.


    I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
    17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times
    just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.


    So tell your friends to be careful."
    Mike

    Making sawdust with a Dremel 1680.
    www.picturetrail.com/naturephotos

  • #2
    Are you kidding? How could you get it stolen twice on the 15th and the 8th and three times yesterday?
    Mia

    We are the music makers.
    We are the dreamers of dreams.


    Easy scrollin' with a DW788

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    • #3
      I guess it's nice to have all those wallets to give away Mike!
      Happy fools day.
      Bill
      Delta P-20

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      • #4
        What Home Depot was that??????????????????? Need to do some shopping and have lots of wallets.

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        • #5
          Thanks for the laugh

          Mike-

          That was so good thanks for the laugh. I need it since my 788 is broke until I get the parts.

          How many wallets do you need to get that help at Home depot? Hey, Knothead maybe we can go together I've got a van.

          -Bill
          -Bill

          My saw is a DeWalt788 Measure twice; cut once; count fingers after cut

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Minnesota scroller
            I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.


            So tell your friends to be careful.
            How can you be so sure that it was them that took the wallets????



            Pete

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            • #7
              That's to ffffuuuunnnny Mike LOL Jerry
              Don't worry be scrolling

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              • #8
                Mike, now are you bragging or complaining??
                Mick, - Delta P-20

                A smile is a small curve that straightens everything out.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Minnesota scroller
                  Here's how the scam works:

                  Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your
                  car as you are putting things into the trunk. They both start wiping
                  your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
                  falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
                  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
                  you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
                  in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
                  climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while
                  the other one steals your wallet.


                  I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
                  17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times
                  just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.


                  So tell your friends to be careful."
                  Dang , now just what does this say about you. there just must be something about getting your wallet stollen that makes you happy. Hopefully,. you carry lots of wallets. that way you can come out a head. ark ark. Dang, I never get my wallet stollen,. even when I am looking my best. must be a man thing. Evie

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                  • #10
                    Ya know Evie, I was chuckling as soon as I saw you posted a reply. I just knew it would bring a smile to my face.
                    Mike

                    Making sawdust with a Dremel 1680.
                    www.picturetrail.com/naturephotos

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                    • #11
                      I'm smarter than that, they only got me 2 times.
                      I wasn't born yesterday.

                      Bob
                      Delta P-20 & Q-3

                      I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

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                      • #12
                        I drove 400 miles to the nearest Home Depot but they must have gotten enough allready. DARN>
                        Chuck D


                        When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
                        Jean De La Bruyere...

                        l
                        Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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