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    Don't talk bad about farmers with your mouth full.
    Don't talk bad about the military unless you served, and it's a good story.
    Don't talk bad about teachers, period. Well, unless you have a good story.
    Don't hate politicians, it isn't worth the stomach acid. They will do what they want anyway.
    Don't tug on Superman's cape or spit into the wind.
    Your turn. Add a few more.
    Pacifism is great, as long as everyone is participating.


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  • #2
    Don't fart in a sleeping bag.

    Don't tell the better half that her jeans seem to have shrunk.



    • #3
      Don't take a laxative and a muscle relaxer before going to bed.


      • #4
        OK - going with the flow and in true British lavatorial humor
        You don't wear white underpants when you are plagued by wet farts!
        You don't fart in bed and then pull the sheets over your wife's head - unless you really want her to get up!

        Less lavatorial
        You don't criticise your wife's cooking unless you want to cook for yourself!
        You don't offer to cut the grass until the dog gets lost in it!
        You don't try to squeeze into size 36 waist jeans when you know you take size 40 - believe me I've tried!
        You don't give in to diets when you've passed 60 years old - yep, been there also, who cares how I look!
        Jim in Mexico

        Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
        - Albert Einstein


        • #5
          Don't go to a proctologist that is 6' 6" and 245 lbs.
          Don't drink and drive unless you are on a golf course.
          Dan H

          I would rather be friendly to a stranger than be a stranger to my friends.


          • #6
            As a young Boy Scout, (always in the woods),
            I learned..'Ya don't pee uphill'.

            The limits of the imagination are imaginary.
            No task is too tedious for Art.
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            • #7
              Ya Don't spit (or pee) into the wind.
              Don't worry about old age--It doesn't last that long


              • #8
                You Don't mess Around With Jim....Jim Croce

                And you don't tug on superman's cape
                You don't spit into the wind
                You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
                And you don't mess around with jim

                Great words to live by


                • #9
                  ya don't touch newly painted things to see if it's dry


                  • #10
                    very funny , well some were funny


                    • #11
                      From my younger days on my sisters ranch -

                      -- Don't kick a wet cow pattie.
                      -- Don't mess with calves & colts in the open field.

                      From my Army days -

                      -- Don't pull the grenade pin, until you're ready to throw it
                      -- Never trust an unloaded weapon.
                      The good woodworker does not craft the wood for honor. He uses his craft to honor the wood.


                      • #12
                        You don't stand behind a cow when she coughs.


                        • #13
                          Love it, keep em coming.
                          Mike C.


                          • #14
                            Don't look up at a bird,
                            Don't drink downstream from the cows,
                            Don't squat with your spurs on.


                            • #15
                              You don't chase the stray long haired black cats with the wide white stripe from nose to the end of tail that comes into you camp spot!!
                              You don't eat the yellow snow! Close only counts in Horse shoes and hand grenades !
                              Alabama leisure suits are bib overalls everywhere else ! Ain't nuttin Better than POSSUM Belly and CHITTLINS !!!
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