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    heeheheh had to share this its just to funny to keep to ones self

    Jennifer and Luke kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued. Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for leaks or problems: first the water meter, then outdoor pipes, indoor pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc. -- all to no avail. One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing water running downstairs. He finally tore himself from his sick bed to investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of such high water bills. Apparently this was happening all day long when they were not at home. Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the 'problem' for posterity -- see link below.
    http://www.venango.com/Ralph/waterleakproblem.wmv
    Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788

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    That is two funny Daryl,
    They should to send it in to funniest home videos.
    Bill
    Delta P-20

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    • #3
      That is great Daryl - ROTFLMAO. Now if they could just train it to use the toilet too they could save on kitty litter ....
      Ian

      Scrolling with a Dewalt 788

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      • #4
        Originally posted by PuzzledMoose
        That is great Daryl - ROTFLMAO. Now if they could just train it to use the toilet too they could save on kitty litter ....

        Here's the answer!
        http://www.citikitty.com/
        Fred


        There's a fine line between woodworking and insanity, I'm just not sure which side of the line I'm on!

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        • #5
          Funny LOL
          Diane
          Dragon
          Owner of a nice 21" Excalibur
          Owner of a Dewalt 788
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          • #6
            I read water meters for a living and that made it's way around our office a few months back. It is too funny.

            I always laugh when I see it. thanks for sharing
            CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
            "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
            Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Woodbutcher68
              Here's the answer!
              http://www.citikitty.com/
              Are they serious??? ROTFL

              Another source of info for toilet traing cats - - has anyone heard Stuart McClean's piece with the same name - from CBC radio's Tales from the Vinyl Cafe. It's hilarious, though my favourite of his is the "Odd Jobs" monologue about "guys with tools" - should be required listener for anyone who ever considers a "simple" home improvement ....
              Ian

              Scrolling with a Dewalt 788

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