Road Rash

[workin for wood]

Bought a treadmill for my wife for christmas and put it together in the basement. Her 15 yr old son did some rearanging in the basement and moved the treadmill so the wall is behind it rather than in front or beside. He cranked up the speed pretty high and couldn't keep up, but with the wall behind him, he couldn't just fall off the back, so he bounced off the wall back onto the treadmill, put a scratch on his head off the side of the treadmill and picked up some nice road rash on his arm. I know it's wrong, but it was the funniest **** thing ever !!!

[Gill]

Good Chrimbo pressie, Jeff! Put a pad of sandpaper above the treadmill and you'd have a variation on a drum sander.



Gill

[Steviegwood]

Hi Jeff, using Gill's idea I have some three and four foot wide sanding belts from work, you have the drum and a fifteen year old for feed pressure. Get the idea. um huh??? haha Steve

[Trout]

I hope..

she wanted the treadmill..
sure would hate to hear that she hit you over the head with it...

before the wife and I was married I got her a vacuum cleaner for Christmas because she kept borrowing mine..I guess that's the wrong thing to give a girlfriend because I still hear about it to this day!

Trout

[Rivari]

Jeff you're a twisted man. lol

[Buzz]

What???

she wanted the treadmill..
sure would hate to hear that she hit you over the head with it...

before the wife and I was married I got her a vacuum cleaner for Christmas because she kept borrowing mine..I guess that's the wrong thing to give a girlfriend because I still hear about it to this day!

Trout

And this was wrong, why???

[owler]

As someone who has actually fallen off a tread mill - I closed my eyes for a couple of seconds and then found myself on the floor - I think it's funny too.

When it happened to me I was laughing just as hard as you were Jeff!