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    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
    Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
    8. Don't use any punctuation.
    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat; with a serious face.
    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
    12. Sing Along At The Opera
    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All
    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
    "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
    Have To Let One Of You Go."
    20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.....Send This
    E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

    It's Called! Therapy.
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    Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

  • #2
    I kind of do number 14 during the summer. I decorate my cube in "beach" attire. We luau all summer.

    I have an ex that fits number 17. He honestly thought the ATM was a slot machine. MORON!
    "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney


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