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  • It was fun being a baby boomer - until now.

    Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new
    lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

    They include:

    Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

    Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

    Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

    Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

    Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

    Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

    Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

    Abba -- Denture Queen

    Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

    Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

    Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again
    CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
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  • #2
    LOL.

    I watched an episode of 'Green Acres' on the tube the other day, and all the commercials were for geriatric products aimed at boomers. Depressing!

    Pete

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    • #3
      How depressing to know I fit every single one of the list-- but hey -- I am a old woman who gets by being a pervert just cause I am old- true I am harmless but I can have a ball and use my age for having fun. snicker snicker-- and who says being old has to mean we lost it- we have it , we just don't know where we put it .
      Love ya and bunches of wet slobbers and big bear hugs-- mind if I pinch a little? lol
      Sharon

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      • #4
        Love 'em

        Great twists on old titles
        Fred
        aka Pop's Shop
        Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning to dance in the rain!.

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        • #5
          But darn, to many of rthem are true
          Chuck D


          When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
          Jean De La Bruyere...

          l
          Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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          • #6
            Not quite a baby boomer, but I'm feeling inspired to make a compilation CD .

            Now, where's my copy of the Beatles' Hard Days Nap?
            And their Alzheimer's classic, She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah....




            Gill
            There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.
            (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten)

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            • #7
              I'm at the tail end of the boomer gang and most of those already fit me.

              It's a sad, sad day.
              Kelly
              "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney

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