Think this was a warning?

[Marsha]

Ian, I think when your lovely partner arrives home from work, you better gently put your arms around her and tell her just how beautiful you think she is.
Marsha

[PuzzledMoose]

My lovely partner just emailed me this from work .. think it was a warning?

A woman, standing looking in the bedroom mirror and said to her
husband,

"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Please pay me a compliment."

The husband replied, "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."

He never heard the shot....