My lovely partner just emailed me this from work .. think it was a warning?
A woman, standing looking in the bedroom mirror and said to her
husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Please pay me a compliment."
The husband replied, "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."
He never heard the shot....

A woman, standing looking in the bedroom mirror and said to her
husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Please pay me a compliment."
The husband replied, "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."
He never heard the shot....
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