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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.

    He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!"

    "OK" the Nun says, "Pull into the next alley." The Nun fulfils his
    fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?"
    "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Jeff and I'm going to a Halloween party."
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
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