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    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
    1 Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
    2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
    "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this mornin and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
    PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside
    Last edited by ChuckD; 10-28-2006, 10:07 PM.
    Chuck D


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    That would work in my neighborhood
    CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
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    • #3
      Works for me. LOL
      Marsha
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      • #4
        Mine too!!
        Of course, the barking from the sheltie/LH chihuaha inside might give me away!
        Sandy

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