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10-24-2006, 01:40 PM

A couple drove down a country road
for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

Bill

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God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am one tough cookie.....
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10-24-2006, 04:31 PM

That's a belly jiggler, I got tears runnin down my cheeks.
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10-24-2006, 08:58 PM

Love it.

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10-25-2006, 03:10 PM

lol....nice.......of course im too scared to tell it too my wife.....

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10-26-2006, 10:42 AM

My laugh for the day!!!

Betty

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10-26-2006, 06:52 PM

sawdustus of hiawatha

Thanks Ozark, I needed a good laugh.

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