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10-24-2006, 01:40 PM

A couple drove down a country road
for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

Bill

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God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am one tough cookie.....
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10-24-2006, 04:31 PM

That's a belly jiggler, I got tears runnin down my cheeks.
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10-24-2006, 08:58 PM

Love it.

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10-25-2006, 03:10 PM

lol....nice.......of course im too scared to tell it too my wife.....

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10-26-2006, 10:42 AM

My laugh for the day!!!

Betty

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10-26-2006, 06:52 PM

sawdustus of hiawatha

Thanks Ozark, I needed a good laugh.

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by NC Scroller

Only our Jim. Your story made me chuckle a little. Sorry. I do have to say Norma has a small point. I can hear my wife saying the same thing if I did it. I guess this means no trip to North Carolina this year. Prayers for a full and speedy recovery.
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by keystonecop

Wow.. sorry for the pain.. It is hard to say could have been worse.. I keep reminding my self that I told my mother when she was now my age to stay off ladders. I usually remember that when I am up on the roof......... Stay safe........
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by Bill Wilson

Sorry to hear about your mishap, but glad that you are on the mend....
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by Sandy Oaks

Thanks all for the kind words.

Linda - I can't take credit for the fast delivery. All I can do is get it in the mail the same day. The rest is up tp the Post Office. It is nice to have the Post Office just a block away.
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by Linda In Phoenix

Oh my gosh! You sir should NEVER move far away from the ER. Goodness you have had more than your share of misfortune with accidents. Guess it's time to let Norma get her medical degree.

LOL Linda! - never a truer comment written in jest, but hey, someone has to keep the medics in...
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