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    WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to
    communicate.

    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
    right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
    stuffed pillows on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
    family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again
    grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

    A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi,
    Grandma; you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
    grandson...

    "They won't let me fart."
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

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    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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