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    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
    on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now
    that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs
    up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although
    when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,
    you don'tknow them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but
    she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
    if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
    wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it
    was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
    phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
    think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she
    went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next
    to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
    whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
    behind my

    Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed
    to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
    the dealer?

    Thanks, Bob
    CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
    "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
    Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

  • #2
    Great story and so true. Reminds me of a story of a Parrot and the mailman. On the second thought I don't think I will tell that one.
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

    l
    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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