my wife is funny

[wock]

my wife says as a scroll saw artist,im a **** fine sander,
she also made little stickers for my work.
Any fault you find in this piece only enhances its originality.
there are many things she says that are funny , any others have had funny things said

[Woodbutcher68]

I've had people at craft shows say that my items were cut with a laser. I tell them that I cut them by hand and can show them every mistake I made.

[oily]

Good one .....LOL You sound like my kind of folks. Thanks for the smile.
I show the craft show critics a flaw and if they can find one of the other three I'll take 10% off and if they can't we add 10%.
I like betting when you can't lose.