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    A first grade teacher had 25 students in her class and she presented each
    child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with
    the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done
    by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in
    mind that these are 6-year-olds, because the last one is unbelievable!

    1. Don't change horses...... until they stop running.
    2. Strike while the....... bug is close.
    3. It's always darkest before....... Daylight Saving Time
    4. Never underestimate the power of.........termites
    5. You can lead a horse to water but......how?
    6. Don't bite the hand that..........looks dirty
    7. No news is.............impossible
    8. A miss is as good as a............... Mr.
    9. You can't teach an old dog new........... math.
    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...... stink in the morning.
    11. Love all, trust......... me.
    12. The pen is mightier than the......... pigs.
    13. An idle mind is...... the best way to relax.
    14. Where there's smoke there's.......pollution.
    15. Happy is the bride who....... gets all the presents.
    16. A penny saved is........... not much.
    17. Two's company, three's...........the Musketeers.
    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what..... you put on to go to bed.
    19. Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and .........you have to
    blow your nose.
    20. There are none so blind as.........Stevie Wonder.
    21. Children should be seen and not.......spanked or grounded.
    22. If at first you don't succeed.......get new batteries.
    23. You get out of something only what you.....see in the picture on the
    box.
    24. When the blind lead the blind........get out of the way.
    And the WINNER and last one -
    25. Better late than............pregnant
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    That last one definitely is a winner. That one just blows my mind.
    Mike

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