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    SUPERMARKET SURROUND SOUND

    The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
    Mick, - Delta P-20

    A smile is a small curve that straightens everything out.

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    oh my gosh Mick that was hilarious I laughed right outta my chair
    Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788

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    • #3
      Very good Mick, Had to save that one...
      Chuck D


      When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
      Jean De La Bruyere...

      l
      Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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      • #4
        sawdustus of hiawatha

        Thanks Mick,

        LOLOLOLOL

        Sawdustus
        A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.
        George

        delta 650, hawk G426

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