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    Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox -Yankees Game; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
    At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no". The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
    Bill hesitates, but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it. Bill shrugs his shoulders and! says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."
    With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
    She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you "!^$#@&!" The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up &down, cheering, hooting, hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
    Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. "Sir," the agent replies, "I said they want you to throw out the first pitch."
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    Haircut
    A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss his use of the car.
    His father said "I will make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
    Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and decided that he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
    After about six weeks they went into the study, where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up, and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, and participating a lot more in the Bible study group but, I'm real disappointed since you haven't gotten your hair cut."
    The young man paused a moment, and then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."
    To this his father replied, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
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