Need a push

[Gill]

I'm laughing like a drain! That joke reminds me so much of my antics when I was a student.



Gill

[Dusty Buffalo]

A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is
asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the
morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it
is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't
you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those
two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed
of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you
still there?""Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, Please!"comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here, on the swing!" replies the drunk.