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A young man decides he'd like to buy an entire pig to slaughter and stock his freezer. He finds a farmer and goes to pick out a pig. While viewing the hogs, he notices one that has a wooden leg - perhaps one made by trout...but anyhow..he asks the farmer "what's up with the pig with the wooden leg?"
Farmer replies " well that pig is special. A few months ago my hay barn caught on fire. The smoke was really thick and I passed out. That pig came in the barn, grabbed my pant leg with his mouth and pulled me out to safety."
"Wow" says the young man. " That truly is a special pig, but that doesn't explain the wooden leg"
Farmer replies " Well, when you have a special pig like that, you don't want to eat him all in one sitting. "
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Texas Cowgirl
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin.
When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church .... and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my sisters though."
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