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    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten
    teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's
    son handed her a gift. She
    shook it, held it overhead, and
    said, "I bet I know what it is -- some flowers."

    right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"

    "Oh, just a
    wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop
    owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook
    it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is -- a box of

    "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the

    "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next
    gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The

    held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She
    touched a drop of the

    leakage with her finger and touched
    it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

    "No" the boy
    replied. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger
    drop of the leakage to her tongue.

    "Is it champagne?" she

    "No" the boy replied.

    The teacher took one more
    taste before declaring,"I give up, what is it?"

    The boy
    replied, "A puppy!"
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    Lol Marcel rotflmbo on that one my friend
    Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788


    • #3
      oh thats a good one Marcel LMBO
      "Everything Happens for a Reason"
      Craftsman 18in. 21609


      • #4
        sawdustus of hiawatha


        I don't usually foward things but my teacher friends (I was one for 34 years) are getting this one! Thanks for making my morning worth it.

        A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.

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