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    I received this email the other day

    Dear John,
    I am having a bit of trouble getting all my requests made this year, could you please help me out by making 50 "Name Trains". See attached list of names.
    You can forward them, postage paid to C/- Santa, The North Pole.

    Christmas Greetings
    Father Christmas.

    My reply,

    Dear Santa,
    I was just wondering how you'd look in place of the angel on the tree.

    Best wishes
    "The Golden Mile"John Wayne
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  • #2
    I was just wondering how you'd look in place of the angel on the tree.
    ROFLMAO John! - you disappoint me with your overly polite way of telling the mailer where to stick it! Are you on the 'become mellower with age' pills mate?

    PS - I thought of drawing up a short list of various forum members who might have sent you that mail but the short list is becoming too long!
    Last edited by jim_mex; 11-18-2011, 09:06 AM.
    Jim in Mexico

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    • #3
      I didn't send it Jim but I would be hurt if I wasn't on the list
      May the wind at you back .....
      Not be from Lunch.

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      • #4
        As they say down here in the South "ya ain't right John", Gonna be be coal in your stocking for sure.
        Woodworking is Therapy.... some of us need more therapy than others.


        • #5
          Ya JohnB you certainly are getting mellow with age. As far as the letter is concerned it,.....sign wasn't me.gif
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          • #6
            I didn't do it either!!!!!!!! Didn't even think of it. I must be slipping!



            • #7
              it was me , totally , yea , i was doing paypack for your corruption in my curse of name puzzles ROFL totally just kidding of course lol


              • #8
                *pay back lol no clue what the heck paypack is lol


                • #9
                  I'll take a paypack though...Sounds good...

                  How many Jims were there..A lot for sure...

                  By the way, yer nuts old

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                  • #10
                    Funny John. Wasn't me either. Wish I had thought of it though.... Perhaps you best get busy making those name trains. Perhaps you can redeem yourself with Santa if you hurry.
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