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    Better than a Flu
    Miss Beatrice,
    The church organist,
    Was in her eighties
    And had never been married. She was admired for her
    sweetness and kindness to all.
    One afternoon the pastor
    came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
    sitting room.
    She invited him to have a
    seat while she prepared tea...
    As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young
    minister noticed a cut glass
    bowl Sitting on top of it.
    The bowl was filled with water,
    and in the water floated. of all
    things,a condom!

    When she returned
    With tea and scones,they
    began to chat. The pastor
    tried to stifle his curiosity
    About the bowl of water and its
    strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
    'Miss Beatrice', he said,
    'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
    Pointing to the bowl.
    'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
    wonderful? I was walking
    through the park a few
    months ago and I found
    this little package on the
    The directions said
    To place it on the organ,
    Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
    Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
    May the wind at you back .....
    Not be from Lunch.

    Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

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  • #2
    Works for me....I never did like getting a shot.


    • #3
      Are you sure that's not a Blonde joke? HA


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